User blog comment:Rainsplash987/VERY IMPORTANT BLOGGEH RIGHT HEE-YAH/@comment-24091473-20130522232821

(I'm just entering a spoof)

Shadepaw: Did you hear that?

Silvershine: Hear what? All I hear is your stomache grumbling like StarClan.

Shadepaw: No, over there behind that bush!

(A very fat white Tom is padding through the trees.)

Very fat white Tom: I luv the forest. It's so sunny. :)

Shadepaw: What is that ghastly thing?

Silvershine: That's a kittypet. They live with twolegs.

Shadepaw: Can I pounce on it?

Silvershine: Sure! (Smiles)

(Shadepaw pounces on kittypet)

Kittypet: Oh my! :O

Shadepaw: Take this! Take that! Take some of these!

Kittypet: Ouchies! Your meanie. I'm going home. >:[ (Goes away)

Silvershine: Good job! You deserve a warrior ceremony!

Shadepaw: Yay!

Fangstar: Let all cats who feel like it come join beneath the highstone cuz I said so!

(Everyone comes but Creakybones)

Creakybones: Meh.

Fangstar: Shadepaw today whipped Kittypet hiney, so I'm giving him is warrior name.

Shadepaw: Yayzers!

Fangstar: Before I give you your name, I must get StarClan's approval. Whiskerpelt, what does StarClan say?

Whiskerpelt: They say it's a terrible idea.

Fangstar: Who asked them? Your warrior name is Shadewhipkittypethiney!

Everyone: Shadewhipkittypethiney! Shadewhipkittypethiney! Shadewhipkittypethiney!

Shadepaw: YAY!

Silvershine: O.O