Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-5342796-20150531014602/@comment-8248793-20150531021253

FAKE ROCKS CAN BE HARD TOO D: I'M SURE PLASTIC CAN BREAK CHEESE

and sigh, guess I'll have to get a foam rock- I MEAN I'M NOT TELLING EVERYONE WHAT I'M GETTING (tho cheese can't break foam)

OOH NEW WEAPON

FEAR MY BUCKET OF ICE CREAM!

'*tosses it at rock* DIEEEEEEE

'*ice cream splatters all over rock* dude we just wasted ice cream