User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-8435644-20130804000207

One day the StarClan cats were creating a dramatic prophecy.....

Bluestar: The clan cats need a new prophecy to make them Overly-Worry. Spottedleaf! Build the prophecy....

Spottedleaf: But prophecies are hard! *sigh*

Pinestar: Just do it

Spottedleaf: *sigh*

Spoottedleaf goes to buy a prophecy card.

Spottedleaf: Gosh! They raised the price again!

She buys a card.

Spottedleaf: They shortened the Prophecies too

Bluestar: *cry*

Spottedleaf: "Leafpool will murder everyone,The Darkforest will make fluffy hats,and Stormstar will get drunk...

Bluestar: Yellowfang! It is up to you to make that compicated!

Yellofang: Hm.....A Pool of Leaves is shadowed by the Darkest of Hats,and Vodka travels into the heart of the Storm

Bluestar: Good! Someone send that to the weakest kit in NightClan

StarClan Cat:Okay

And now you know how StarClan makes Prophecies,No matter how retarted the prophecies may be!