User blog comment:Rainsplash987/The Birthday House/@comment-5690596-20130921002641/@comment-4312567-20130921011617

"BWAHAHAHA! They--They think we're Kyoya, Kaoru! Isn't that so hilarious?" Hikaru spluttered, laughing, and Kaoru nodded weakly, still laughing insanely.

"Ahahaha, Fuzz, m'dear braindead Clan cat, if you're looking for a 'cool' cat, you're -- you're looking for--"

"--Kyoya! Not us, we're not what--"

"--bland cats such as you would consider--"

"--cool enough for you..."

The twins stopped laughing, and stared at each other for a long while. Then they both smiled bittersweetly, and turned to Fuzzypelt.

"After all, you Clan cats seem to consider a cat with such a shallow personality 'cool', what with your descriptions being, that Kyoya's found since we came," they mewed, both warningly yet grave.

"And you don't want--"

"--To get on Kyoya's bad side, now,"

"Do you?"

"...Aww, look at the little idiot, she's trying to ignore us!"

"Ah, what nostalgia! Remember when we ignored everyone else?"

"Heh, we did it a lot more successfully than anyone else~"

"Y-yeah, we did..."

"Well, until Tamaki came along, at least."

"Yeah, I can't wait for his owner to visit here so we can hold our meetings like before, eh?"

"Mmm..."

"...Well, this is awkward, we're doing most of the talking here. It's almost like these Clan cats learn how to be bland before extending their vocab, eh?"

"Yes, yes it is, Hikaru~"