User blog comment:BCEngine/Hey!! Play the what ifs game right here!/@comment-4312567-20130510052925

1.) Make jelly and buy icecream. Who needs cupcakes when you've got your own kitchen?

2.) ... Uh, take a photo?

3.) Hey, I'm fine with that--no, wait, I'm not. I'd... flood the nursery? dump water on them? give them nightmares for twelve seasons? Stalk them through their life? *shrug*

4.) Scream and dance happily.

5.) Hide all things with value asap.