Talk:The Dark Forest/@comment-4312567-20131009035058

"Oh, hey, where did I wake up? Oh, hey, this might be like the stories that Icepaw told me when I was little! Maybe I'll get trained by these phantom warriors, and then I can talk to other animals!"

Seakit laughed uproarously as he shuffled around the furry mass he had landed on, then sobered up. He stared at the thick canopy above, and mused,

"But maybe... Maybe it's true! Maybe I'll get my animal translato--"

"Stop being a pest, please," Nise grumbled. "And please get off me, I'm trying to reserve my sanity enough for me to find... Hara... So she can be... safe with me..."

"Y'know, you're being really bad at trying to sound insane," Seakit mewed blithely, hopping off the spirit. Nise grunted in reply, and got to his paws. He peered at the kit, and asked softly,

"What are you doing here anyway?"

Seakit grinned up at him, and beamed, "I'm sleep-exploring!"

"...Wut?"

"Sleep exploring! I made it up just then, but from now on, whenever I wake up in a spirit world or something, I'm gonna explore! Want to come?"

Nise groaned, and shut his eyes lethargically.

"Please, spare me from your blindingly pure innocence, it's hurting my eyes."

Seakit looked crestfallen, then brightened up again.

"Hey, I know! Maybe you can train me! Then we can translate animals together!"

Nise blinked his eyes open, and mewed in a strained voice,

"Come again?"

"Come on, you know you can do it! If we try hard enough, then we can even go visit Hana, or Hara, or whatever her name is!"

"..."

Nise paused, then, faced with the tantalising offer of visiting his sister, nodded enthusiastically.

"Sure~! So, what are we going to train for?"

"Hmm... Well, let's start with the basics, okay?"

"And that is...?"

"Getting a sun in the sky!"

"...You're calling that the basics."

"Yep! Well, that, or just going to the sunny place to do this stuff."

"...I'll just get kicked out again. Look, how about we just train normally, like a mentor and an apprentice--"

"But I need a ceremony first!"

"Oh, very well. Seakit, you may now be referred to as Seakit, apprentice of Nise the psycho yandere who fails at being a Dark Forester. Happy?"

"Very~! So, what's first?"

"..."