User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-7060975-20131002214128

(I ish making my own, DOES NOT COUNT)

A kittypet named RAINBOWZ567 (Let's call him RB) found a cow in a tie dye shirt, trying to hitch hike.

RB poked the cow repeatedly, potatoes falling from the sky. The potatoes buried RB, as did the pinacumbers that turned the cow into a pot of soup. RB turned into the letter 4, and screamed, "444444444! 444444! 4 4 4 4 4!"

The another kittypet turned into the number V, and he screamed back, "POTATO DOG APPLE!" V and 4 danced, as suddenly Sprinkled Rain came falling from the sky. They both sang,

"SPRINKLED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN, I'M JUST AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE, SPRINKLED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN..."

Bluestar then butted in, "And I thought Twister had weird weather!" She sang in the same tune. (They are singing to the tune of Chocolate Rain)

They all ate the Sprinkled Rain and adopted Shnouzers that spray ORANGE SODA!!!!!!

"44444! 444444 4444!!!!!!!!!!!" Said 4. TRANSLATION: "YAAAAAAAAYQ! ORANGE SODA!!!!!!" He glugged down the soda, and exploded with a silent but nuclear BOOOOOOOOOOM.

"AAAAAAAH I HATE ORANGE SODA!" V whined. But then he mewed, "But it does tenderize my skin, Ohohoooooooooooowowohhhhhhhhhhwowhhhhhh... smoother than granny's folds!" Then he looked at the bakground crickets chirping at him. "DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFULL! IMMA CRAZY PEANUT!

But then he got a horrible skin disease called HYPERNYANORANGESODADISEASE. So he exploded too.

IN STARCLAN...

Bluestar kicked in a chorus line with 4 and V, drinking vodka. "SPRINKLED RAAAAAAAAAIN!"

Berrynose held up a spiked club. "That's all the stupid I can handle."

Sunrock held up an axe, flamethrower, and AK-47. "Do you wanna beat them up simultaniouley like we always do? Or do you want take turns?"

"After you!" Berrynose said, and went rageface.

BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS FELL FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LIKE SPRINKLED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABDLHFJFSB;FKJBCI;BRJVGAJBSF;

THE END