User blog comment:Tanglefrost/Who Can Create The Most Unrealistic Cat?/@comment-24181902-20140128000410

Sparklefishbuttmookit is an extremely fluffy, beautiful, sparkly, perfect she-cat with pink fur and huge eyes that change colour according to her mood. They are normally bright purple though, and have very long rainbow eyelashes that go with the fluffy rainbow fur inside her ears and on her tail. She leaves sparkles and rainbows wherever she walks. She has a huge rainbow bow tied to her ear, tail, and all paws, and a matching neck tie. She has bright blue ears, which she hates and has tried to cut off on several occasions, so they have many lines of sparkly red stitches in them. She wears black ballet flats, even though she's a cat, and they have red bows on them. Even though she is a kit she is extremely good at hunting and fighting, and every single tom in the whole clan loves her. She despises blue, so she hides in the nursery all day to avoid going outside and seeing the sky. She is beautiful and has the best life in the world, but she claims to have the worst life in the whole world because of her blue ears. She loves eating, but never ever gets fat. Even though everyone in the Clan likes her, she only likes the one tom who doesn't like her. (aka the only sane cat in the clan I can't believe I'm creating this monster) Her whole family died in a huge attack, which the only affect of was them dying. She is fine with that though because they all had blue-gray fur and blue eyes. She shoots lazers from her eyes, and can talk to t-rexes and dead animals. She can also read minds, fly using huge white wings that sprout from her back on random occasions, and fart out endless rainbows.