User blog comment:Rainsplash987/The Birthday House/@comment-5690596-20130921002641/@comment-4312567-20130921015457

"And, those smart-alec comments--"

"--Just make you seem so much more annoying and whiny!"

"Eh, why are we bothering? Even though Kyoya did ask us to make friends with a Clan cat so we'd have at least some ally in NightClan, I don't get why it's so necessary..."

"He did say that NightClan is so full that numbers itself would overwhelm twolegs."

"...Yet he said that we weren't supposed to lie about our true personalities, and that they should get to know us as we are together."

"THAT'S WHAT WE DID!"

"...Good point. Maybe the Clan cats just turn a blind eye when their own Clanmates break their code, but they'll always remain outwardly idiotic and uncaring towards us?"

"Probably~ Say, do you think we can still break the fouth wall now?"

"I don't see why not..."

"Okay. So, we're aiming for emotive, funny, random, and chaotic, yes? Pure luck, if we're lucky, too."

"Yep. Can't say we're going to get funny, nor emotive, but we might get random and chaotic, maybe..."

"Yeah, all we need for random is merchandise--"

"Got it," Hikaru interrupted boredly, pointing to the pile of mangas he had somehow acculmulated beside the twins.

"--Anyway, too much dialogue--"

"--So maybe no luck?"

"Mhmm. Yeah, but we need teamwork as well, and we're failing at that miserably, don't you think?"

"Yeah, what with those Clan cats being as bland as they are. I mean they official descriptions are 'Nice and a good fighter' and 'Quiet and shy' while we've got a butt-load of description..."

"Yeah, it gets annoying sometimes..."

They looked at the Clan cats, and mused in sync, "Maybe if we try a different tack?"