User blog comment:BCEngine/Play the what ifs game 2!/@comment-4312567-20130509225754

1.) Stormstar made you a pie! :D Then throws in in your face 

Lick the pie off my face, then make a huge bowl of desert and trap Stormstar in there.

2.) There is a singing contest and One Direction cats come out and sing!

Throw up, then either run away or grab Switzerland (from Hetalia) to borrow his gun collection.

3.) You see rouges trying to hitchhike with twolegs.

Take a photo, then work on your spelling. (Rogue is spelt R-O-G-U-E, not rouge. Rouge is a blush...)

4.) You see Mintpaw on a fluffy purple unicorn with glitter and Mintpaw asks you if you want a ride

Say yes, take a photo, then invite Russia up to make friends with the unicorn, then reveal the unicorn to the world.

5.) You have a talkative friend whose going, "Blah blahh blah, POTATO!" In your ear over and over again.....

Mock-whack them, then ask when they'll make mashed potatoes, or say "Blah blah blah, POTATO" in their ear repetitively.