User blog comment:Tanglefrost/Who Can Create The Most Unrealistic Cat?/@comment-24257827-20140128205753

(meh this one is probably just for fun. Let me show you the Power of Great Ancient China's Mary Sue!!!)

Mary Sue Cat:

Name:Fiorelle`funelope`fe`fonde(short for Ffff)

Rank: Moon

History:  She was the most beautiful, fluffy, colourful, cute cat in the whole forest/world/universe. Her father was the clan leader, the most powerful cat in the forest, her mother was the most beautiful cat in the world but of course it's before Ffff was born, after Ffff is born her parent mysterious kill themselves(because their daughter is too awful?). she was now the most powerful and beautiful cat in the whole universe, and she is the leader of all the clans at the same time so she is the moon. She was born natural with magical powers she could kill the everything using her eyes. Her pelt is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo colourful that everything includes badgers and dogs fall in love with her and decides they will stop murder cats.(damn) Her eyes can shoot rainbow and her eyes are the size of a apple. she can speak dog, two-legs, fish, rat, horse(doctor: her name is Suzan and she want you to respect her life choices!), and mostly every language in the world. she wore a dress with 100000 tones of diamonds on it and its pink mach her pelt, everywhere she goes there is rainbows, diamonds and scents of flower behind her. Her eyes change colours with different mood. when she cries diamonds fall out of her eyes and her voice is sweet as birds. Everycat in the forest looooove her but her true love is a two-leg called Erin Hunter(I am sorry)

She is a witch who study in hogwarts and she is also a timelord(I am reaaaallly sorry that i made this monster).