User blog comment:Spottedpool599/The Shipping Game/@comment-5641542-20130526231733/@comment-4383750-20130527002554

Now you answer how you would react to these:
 * 1) 1 X 4 becomes a canon couple.
 * 2) Somebody writes a 8 X 2 fanfic.
 * 3) 9 feels a sudden burst of affection for 10.
 * 4) 5 eats 7 because 3 was cheating on 5 with 7.
 * 5) 6 becomes obsessed with a food and 9 becomes jealous of the food.
 * 6) 4 falls in love with a sandwich and 2 gets jealous and picks 10 as their new boyfriend/girlfriend to make 4 be jealous back.
 * 7) 1 slaps 6 and  7 cries, then proceeds to beat up 1.
 * 8) 5 ditches you to reread all the scenes with 2 in them.
 * 9) 10 watches asdfmovie all day with 3 and doesn't invite you!
 * 10) 8 starts crushing on 1.