User blog comment:Rainsplash987/The Birthday House/@comment-11161432-20130921070852/@comment-4312567-20130922050221

"You're not in the contest, m'dears~!" two identical auborn toms cajoled, materialising behind the cats.

"And your harmony--"

"--Is without compare--"

"--Especially because not even rats could join in and make it sound right!" They concluded together, completely in sync, and collapsed, laughing uncontrollably.

(No, really, you haven't entered anyone as your partner for the contest... You're going to have to either find one, or just not do it...)