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Once, there was a toy pig that was so adorable, my brother invented 'Piggy huffing'. Which was ironic, 'cos mum washed him a day ago. Thing is, the pig was a hunchback pig, and it didn't walk -- it... bum-shuffled. (=.=)

So said brother also invented 'the constipated golden Ninjago mech' to make up for Piggy's... bum-shuffliness... and... killed Lord Garmadon with those two? ...I dunno. Um... So... My brother left his beanbag koala in the freezer... um... well, this wasn't a good story topic, was it? Hm...

Mmm...

So there was a rainbow unicorn who ate all the flying porcupines in the world, because she was that awesome. Her name was... Rainbow Unicorn #1392892. Rainbow Unicorn #1392892(Let's just call her RU139) was very happy, but Flying Porcupine #1294928401 was not. FP129 was angry at RU139 for eating his friends, so he curled up into a ball and rolled into RU139's face. RU139 was so hurt, he had to get a cast for his leg. Then RU139 cast a spell that turned FP129 into a... meatball. Then RU139 ate the meatball. And got indigestion. And died. And that was how unicorns and flying porcupines died out.

Russia will always be there... ∞KOLKOLKOL