User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-24495864-20130805145754

Once apon a time, a mutant Dialga evolved and turned into Dialgaz (multiple Dialga). Dialga #OVER9000 turned into a wizard pudding ninja. IT DESTROYED EVERYTHING.

The Scout (from TF2) hit it in the face with his baseball bat. Dialga turned into Digimon and jumped into a black hole, where Giritina ate its face and exploded.

Palkia facepalmed.

Bluestar nommed a biscuit.

Nyannyanyannyanstar believed she could fly. She died.

Bluestar's biscuit held a sword and Bluestar held a light saber. After an epic sword fight of ninjaness, the biscuit said, "Bluestar. I AM YOUR FATHER." Biscuit revealed himself to be none other then Stormtail!

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" Bluestar yowled, dropping to her paws.

Then everyone died.

BUT.

THEN.

Pikachu came and killed Nyannyanyannyanstar.

Teh end. .3.