User blog comment:BCEngine/Hey!! Play the what ifs game right here!/@comment-24495864-20131006153604

1) Punch Cherrykit in the face.

2) Go into Stormstar's den, then slam a book into her face. Force her to watch (canon) Darkstripe singing the derp song. Stuff marshmallows into her jaws then repeatedly throw books at her. Throw her into RiverClan territory where the cats are failing at Just Dance, torturing Stormstar with horrible dancing. Then drag her back to NC territory, hypnotize her, and tell her that she would punch the kits for the Clan's safety. Then I'd throw her into the Mario universe, where she lives with the Goombas (the mushrooms with feet) for the rest of her life.

3) Say 'GTFO FLIPPIN' KITS' and literally throw them out.

4) Wonder why my name was changed to Spirit, then change it back to Eevee and leave the Clan

5) OH STARCLAN. GET THE MISSILE LAUNCHER.