User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-24495864-20130804170249

One day, a turtle said "HERRO" then exploded. Tigerstar threw the turtle into a molten lava pit. Little did he know that the turtle was EVERYthing proof, so it could not die. Tigerstar got the flop beaten out of him.

Ninjaeon, a mutant ninja Umbreon, had a dance party with Arceus. Dialga crushed Ninjaeon, making him an Umbreon again. Arceus used Punishment on his son, making Dialga go back to his own universe.

Bluestar and Oakheart rode a unicorn into the sunset, Stonefur, Mistyfoot, and Mosskit nomming a candy cane.

Ruby and Socks played Candyland with the Candyland Kingman. Donkey Kong came and destroyed everything.

Nyannyanyannyanstar came back to life and nommed Donkey Kong and Candyland Kingman.

Crookedstar and Bluestar hated each other and slap-fought. The leader of StarClan, Starstarstarstarnyanstar, ate them and then exploded. Oakheart NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUed and ate a Giratina.

Graystripe ate Silverstream and Millie, and he jumped into the lake, the extra weight dragging him down. Graystripe died.

Nyannyanyannyanstar grew a rapidly color-changing pop-tart for a body and ran through space farting rainbows.

Everyone died due to it.

The end. :3