User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-5197876-20130821014444

Once upon a time....

Bluestar looked down at Leafki and Squirrelkit from StarClan, while holding a bottle of vodka. "And that, Sunstar, is why ThunderClan will- Sunstar! Get away from that chicken!"

Sunstar started to whine. "BUT I WANNA PLAY WITH THE CHICKEN!" He threw a tantrum and Bluestar slapped him.

"Shut up and listen! I need to tell you a story!"

Sunstar shut up.

Bluestar glugged down her bottle of vodka, and mewed, " Leafkit was born with her sister Squirrelkit. She was named Leafkit in honor of SkyClan's epicly awesome new leader Leafstar, who was born with a brain defect that caused her to make up very random and stupid names for her cats, such as Bouncefire."

Sunstar stared at her. "WOAH YOU BRILLIANT!" And clapped his paws like a kit.

Bluestar laughed, choked on her vodka and mewed,"I am, aren't I?" Then she hit her head on a rock and fell fast asleep.

Yellowfang walked in, and mewed, "And know we know that she's crazy. Remember that life she give to Firestar for loving vodka?" Then she realized that Sunstar was kissing the chicken again, so she had to dump him in a pool of live snakes.

Then Poppyfrost woke up, realized she had dreamed everything, and jumped into the Tardis to find The Doctor. 