User blog comment:BCEngine/Story contest 2!/@comment-24495864-20130928030740

One day, Redstrike (my OC) padded into SkyClan's camp, flanked by Darkspirit (another OC). Redstrike heard Leafstar calling her warriors to a meeting. He and Darkspirit hid behind a RANDOM BOULDER :D and listened to her words.

SkyClan's leader yowled, "Okai, so all warriors gather beneath teh Skyrock fur a Clan meeting, blargh largle!!!"

All the Clan cats were already gathered. Some random elder thingy threw a diamond sword at Leafstar, barely missing her ear. Leafstar's troll face quickly shifted back into a normal face of faceness.

"NOW THEN. I shall give the daylight warriors uber retarded names so Sharpclaw," she nodded toward her derpy deputy, "can make fun of them. LAWLZZZZZZ!!!!!!1!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW. Billy shall be Billystorm, lawlzzzzz. Our kits will be Harrykit who shall nao become warrior, LAWLZ. Harrykit shall be known as LAWL Harrypotter. Then two moar unimportant kits shall be Derpkit, whose warrior name is Derpface, and Nyankit, who shall be Nyancat. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!1!!!!"

Redstrike rolled his eyes. Darkspirit exploded silently, confetti going everywere.

Derpclaw Sharpclaw seemed thoughtful, his derpy eyes looking at the sky. He mewed, "I THINK SKYDERP IS BEING A DERPFACE LOLOLOL!"

Harrypotter slapped him, throwing him all the way to the world of Pokemon.

Sharpclaw heard Twoleg music playing from somewhere. Then a Twoleg walked up and yowled, "OHMAIGERD! ISH A NEW POKAYMANZ! MAYBE A SKITTY EVOLUTION!!!" A red-and-white ball was thrown at Sharpclaw, and he was absorbed into the ball in a glowing net of energy.

MEANWHILE

Leafstar was gathering patrols. "HARRYPOTTER, GO TO PROFESSOR SNAPE'S CLASS. DUMBLESTAR WANTS YOU TO."

Harrypotter snarled, "NEVAR!!!!" He rode away on Tumblekit's (canon) flying hyper unicorn, singing the derp song.

Dumblestar came up, shaking his head. "He'll never understand the world of"

"SHADDAP!!!" Leafstar rawred, punching Dumblestar. She tore Dumblestar's long silver beard and mustache off of his face. Dumblestar cried, then poofed away.

Sharpclaw was renamed Derpyderp and was force-fed Rare Candies, getting to Level 100 in .1111111 milloseconds.

Redstrike was thrown into a marshmallow land where he was tortured by winged marshmallows.

Darkspirit wandered StarClan, confetti shooting out of his ears.

Leafstar, Dumblestar, Harrypotter, Derpface, and Nyancat, along with every other SkyClan warrior, were eaten by Giratina, who was eaten by Groudon, who was eaten by Wailord, and Wailord was eaten by Joltik.

Spyro the dragon killed all remaining cats.

THE ENDDDDDDDD