User blog comment:BCEngine/Play the what ifs game 2!/@comment-24317997-20130509233103

1.) Stormstar made you a pie! :D Then throws in in your face

Me: Dude, Stormstar, go die in a hole.

2.) There is a singing contest and One Direction cats come out and sing!

Shut up, One Direction cats.

3.) You see rouges trying to hitchhike with twolegs.

....o.o.

4.) You see Mintpaw on a fluffy purple unicorn with glitter and Mintpaw asks you if you want a ride

Dye it pink, first, then I'll say yes.

5.) You have a talkative friend whose going, "Blah blahh blah, POTATO!" In your ear over and over again.....

Oh, is the ocean not big enough for you? Huh? Huh?