User blog comment:BCEngine/What ifs game 3!!/@comment-24495864-20131006145902

1.) Slap her in the face, then ride away on Altaria while Mistyfoot noms a candy cane

2.) IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR

3.) I would do so. Then I would go to Walmart and eat cake. :3

4.) COPYRIGHTTTTTT *punches the kits*

5.) I would get a Raichu to electrocute the water. I would drag the body onto land, then I would set fire to the body, then roast marshmallows over the flames. :3