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Queen Elizabeth called for a man. He walked in, bowed and said. "Good day, your majesty." She said. "Guards! Arrest this man!"

"What charge?"

"For not wearing a woolly hat."

"Of course I'm not wearing a woolly hat they look ridicoulous!"

"I have passed a law stating everybody should wear woolly hats on Sundays."

He comes back in, wearing a woolly hat.

"Good day, your majesty."

"Guards! Arrest this man!"

"What charge?"

"Wearing a cloak."

"Yes I'm wearing a cloak, its cold."

He comes back in, with no cloak.

"I have passed a law stating everybody cannot wear cloaks so that my guards can reach their swords quicker if anyone wishes to attack my peacock."

 "Good day, your majesty."

"Guards! Arrest this man!"

"What now?"

"Wearing purple."

"I thought it was rather fetching."

"I have passed a law stating everybody cannot wear purple cloth or any other cloth with gold or silver can only be worn by my peacock."

"Good lord.."

He comes back in with no shirt, his fingers over his chest.

"Happy now?"

"Peacock, there appears to be a half-nakid man in my throne room."

"There is, your majestIE!"

"Is there a law against it?"

"No, your majestIE!"

"Guards! Eat this man!"

He died from annnoyance of the queen.