User blog comment:BCEngine/Hey!! Play the what ifs game right here!/@comment-8905038-20130502212718

1.IM A FIREING MYLASER! BLAHHHHHH

2.Eat him

3.Say, "Awww, thanks kits. Now it's your turn!" And I will dump freezing bean sauce on them. ^-^

4.Do my happy dance

5.O.O Someone call 911!