User blog comment:Rainsplash987/The Birthday House/@comment-5690596-20130921002641/@comment-4312567-20130921005949

After a long while of failing, the twins finally stopped, and Hikaru smiled teasingly, mewing,

"You might, Fuzzypelt, but--"

"--It's not likely, not likely at all~"

"Because," they chorused, "this is the first time we're meeting face-to-face!"

They smiled enigmatically, and the four cats sat there for a while. Kaoru licked his paw, and, glancing sideways at Whisperpaw, muttered to Hikaru,

"Man, these Clanners are so bland, don't you think?"

His twin nodded sorrowfully, and replied, "Yes, Kaoru. They are. Kaoru, don't you wish we had been paired with somecat else, instead of these two?"

"Yep, that's right," Kaoru agreed, then turned to the Clan cats. "You two just like being killjoys, don't you?" Whistling in a degrading way, he mused, "So that's what NightClan's--"

"--Been teaching its cats~ I'm almost certain that any enemies you have'll run--"

"--From your complete lack in inventiveness and civalry, wouldn't they?"

"...Yep," they both agreed. Then, "But they still look hilarious with their brainless expressions!"

And they fell, once more, into uncontrollable fits of laughter.