User blog comment:Mistybird/GREENLEAF NIGHTLY! OHYEAH EVERYBODY! :D/@comment-24091473-20130625224211/@comment-24091473-20130625231232

(Sunpaw, Duskwater, Quickfoot, and Shimmerpaw are on a patrol.)

Sunpaw: Wow. It's kinda nice when the forest is all quiet and stuff.

Duskwater: That is what life was like before you were born.

Shimmerpaw: AAAAAIIIEEEEE!!! (Falls over squealing.)

Mistfoot (Medicine cat): WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO! Coming through! (picks up Shimmerpaw) Medical emercency!

Rockpaw: Nutin to see here! (They carry away Shimmerpaw.)

(Silence)

Quickfoot: That was weird.

Sunpaw: But COOL!

Duskwater: (Glares)

Sunpaw: (Falls over dramaticly.) Oh, a thousand pardons, great and wise one! How wrong I was to under estimate your awesome powers!

Quickfoot: (Sniggers)

Duskwater: Oh shut up. Lets go back to camp.

(Goes back to camp.)

Duskwater: Hello, Mistfoot. (enters den.)

Mistfoot: Hi, Duskwater.

Quickfoot: Hi, Mistfoot. (Glares bitterly.)

Mistfoot: Hiiiiiii, Quicky! (Faints from his hotness.)

Rockpaw: (Shakes head.) Kids!

Sunpaw: Hey, Rocky. Your hot. Your hot like a furnace. Wanna go somewhere tonight? Like the stream? Wanna be my mate forevs?

Rockpaw: Your scaring me. (Claws him and chases him out of the clans.)

Sunpaw: That's how you can tell a hot babe thinks your hot. She chases you out of the territory and claws you. I'll be selling my autobiography and instruction manual (pulls out thick book) "How to tell when a babe likes ya".

(Meanwhile)

Duskwater: So what happened, Shimmerpaw?

Shimmepaw: A thistle got sunk right into my poor pad!

Duskwater: Right. Whose the only one you can blame for that?

Shimmerpaw: The thistle, duh!!!

Duskwater: O.O